SO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH THE SEXIEST MAN IN DIRECT RESPONSE?

Look, I’ve Advised The Best Marketers On Earth... And I'm Not Everyone's Cup Of Tea! Read and judge for yourself.

SO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH THE SEXIEST MAN IN DIRECT RESPONSE?

Look, I’ve Advised The Best Marketers On Earth... And I'm Not Everyone's Cup Of Tea! Read and judge for yourself. 

SO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH THE SEXIEST MAN IN DIRECT RESPONSE?

Look, I’ve Advised The Best Copywriters On Earth... And I'm Not Everyone's Cup Of Tea! Read and judge for yourself. 

SO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH THE SEXIEST MAN IN DIRECT RESPONSE?

Look, I’ve Advised The Best Copywriters On Earth... And I'm Not Everyone's Cup Of Tea! Read and judge for yourself.

In 2020 I was broke, homeless, and heartbroken.
(Then this happened)


Fast forward 4 months and I'm a ghost-writer for a fly guy whose words have grossed $700M. Next I got "farmed out" to 8-figure brands. Now businesses approach me to craft their brand message, reach new clients, skyrocket audience engagement, and scale to 7-figures. Research is my bag yo. God gave me an eye to pluck profitable Big Ideas, Hooks, Angles, and Headlines from reams of data.

Each morning I keep a naked vigil in front of my downtown high rise window. Life is good.

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"Humble, extremely handsome, and a wizard on the keyboard."


My best qualities have rubbed off on Chad. I can count on one amputated hand the number of writers who capture my voice. (Which business owners pay $50,000 or more for!) He is among them. 

Chad brings diverse yet domain-specific insight to a team. Any schmuck can write. The truly great appreciate how copy impacts an entire campaign. I was seduced by his keen ability to parse data, summarize research, and present Big Ideas that can be executed ASAP.

-Stefan Georgi, $700M copywriter, inventor of the RMBC Method, pictured right of Floyd Mayweather

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"We're on pace to finally crack 7-figures annually!"


Chad has written hundreds of emails on my behalf. Open rates are as high as 68.21%! He's also crafted copy for Instagram posts that received record high engagement. People rave about how good the content is! Chad nails my voice and understands the audience's psychology.

So called marketers have burnt me in the past. I rarely see anyone go to the lengths Chad does to ensure success. You're in good hands.

-Korin Sutton, Co-star of BBC's "Veganville", 3x Pro Vegan Bodybuilder, Finalist in PETA's "Sexiest Vegan Next Door", Founder of BodyHD Fitness

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"Chad reveals where you're leaving money on the table."


I thought my offer was clear before working with Chad. He asked thoughtful questions to help communicate my value to people I truly want to do business with. A+ copywriter who overdelivers. Few people are as dedicated to their craft.

-Ruben Crawford, CEO of Empowertale, former German MMA Champion and #1 Ranked German fighter

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WARNING: I Can Be A Giant Asshole

Rarely to my readers, though often to PC, cry-baby bitches who trust their government implicitly. (Jordan Peterson even put me in the lowest percentile for politeness!) People have accused me of being toxically masculine because my life goal is to be rich, handsome, dangerous, and fun. And they're right.

I don't always talk marketing, and often share my personal life. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Mixed Martial Arts are my favorite hobbies. But if you're a hopeless junky who needs my content injected into your eyeballs...

Then you know what to do.

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