I've Advised The Best Copywriters On Earth (Now Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Join My Email List)

Look, I’m NOT Everyone’s Cup Of Tea.

But if you're intrigued by a man who...

  • Wrote for a legend who charges $50,000 per sales letter

  • Is sought by 8-figure brands for R&D

  • Loves to strangle his best friends

  • Explores emerging technology such as DeFi and livestream shopping

  • And applies his 10+ year experience to new endeavors 

...then you can soak up my wisdom daily.

My Only Rule Is That You Reply To The First Email.

Read the instructions very carefully.

WARNING: I Can be A Giant Asshole

Rarely to my readers, though often to PC, cry-baby bitches who trust their government implicitly.

(Jordan Peterson even put me in the lowest percentile for politeness!)

People have accused me of being toxically masculine because my life goal is to be rich, handsome, dangerous, and fun.

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